{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"fact":"Cats dislike citrus scent.","length":26}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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